A bad first date is pretty bad. But wait! It's not nearly as bad as these 10 awful, terrible and horrifying things. 1. Bra malfunctions Photo Credit: Giphy Who the hell created these monstrous devices? 2. Realizing you've used your roommate's toothbrush Photo Credit: Giphy So that's why it was

1. Boners are like wild stallions. We can't tame them. They come and go as they please. Even after the hormonal apocalypse that is puberty, boners can show up at any time: when we're aroused, when we're browsing Facebook, at a funeral, when we're wistfully staring out a window, and when we're

1. "Oooh, kinky." Yeah, I'm up for anything! 2. "Wait, do you just want to cheat on me with Karen from work?" Thanks for inviting me to a party wherein you bone the girl who always wears cool skirt suits while I watch in the corner. 3. "We're definitely going to break up soon. I guess I'll move

1. Is this how dogs feel? No wonder they don't look super psyched when I see them doing this in the park.  2. Does he think I'm a dog? Like, is he imagining dogs? Or is he imagining me dressed up as a dog? Honestly, I'd make a really cute looking dog.  3. Focus or you'll fall. This must be what

1. Whether or not you sleep on a $4,000 mattress fit for a queen. Air mattress? Cool. Bunch of sweaters on the floor? Less cool, but workable. I once dated someone for weeks who slept on a constantly deflating air mattress on the floor and he was, like, 28. Let that all sink in. 2. Whether you have