1. Idiots assume you're "slutty". Whatever that word even means. Does this sexy Snow White costume mean I like to have sex? No. The fact that I'm a non-asexual human being with body parts means I like to have sex. 2. It's freezing but a coat would ruin the look. So you try to think of a costume

Ages 3–13: They're giving away candy... for free!You cannot believe this. Cannot! You get to dress up like a weirdo and then people all around your neighborhood and even in the really nice neighborhoods with houses you wish your parents would win the lottery and move into have to give you candy and

First impressions are everything. So when you're trying to spark a conversation with that smokeshow across the bar, you want to choose your words very carefully. Sure, you've heard some pretty lame, terrible, and OMG-you're-embarrassing-yourself things from strangers before, but thesepickup lines

1. Belief: That losing your virginity would be the most painful thing on Earth, worse than giving birth to a 200-pound alien from your butthole.Reality: It's different for everyone but no, it doesn't hurt worse than birthing an obese alien baby from your behind. 2. Belief: That you would bleed

Consider this: Funny but goofy looking Jim Carrey dated actress and Playboy bunny Jenny McCarthy. Comedian Russell Brand was married to Katy Perry (and apparently ended the marriage with a text message, which is kind of funny if you have a dark sense of humor). Funnyman Jason Sudeikis hooked up