AGE 17Uh, that's it? AGE 18We just call this the year of "Furtive Groping and Bruised Labia From Unfortunate Insertion Mishaps" AGE 18 1/2Listen, Kevin, you're never gonna get milk outta those things no matter how hard you suck them and OW OW TEETH WATCH IT! Ugh, I can't wait for college. AGE

He Said: It's my experience that maturity and age are two things that rarely co-mingle. Age does matter in relationships, and anyone that tells you otherwise is either in high school and has a crush on one of their teachers, is a Miley Cyrus fan, or worships Hugh Heffner. Age is the vehicle by